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- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body, Tigers win on April Fool’s Day, Bhad Bhabie’s on OnlyFans, more Matt Gaetz madness, Top 100 Motown songs, Draymond Green v. WNBA, a new Bonerline, and BranDon’s roommates.
- The Detroit Tigers dropped the Cleveland Indians on Opening Day. Drew walks us through the dystopian trip to the Champions Club.
- Joe Biden is totally cool if the MLB All-Star Game leaves Georgia.
- Devin Gardner is the new face of Bally Sports Detroit.
- Big 3 News: Chris Farley’s cousin makes $12,000,000, Mary Barra & GM will meet with anyone except Byron Allen & Bill Ford Jr. HAS to fly everywhere.
- YouTuber James Charles is super sorry he was so desperate for weiner that he accidentally exchanged nude pics with underage kids.
- Reminder: Jim Fouts is hotter and better with chicks than Andrew Cuomo.
- Deshaun Watson has a defender in Shannon Sharpe.
- Canada is struggling to evict the last of the Nazis.
- Drew Crime focuses on Cold Cases.
- Tori Spelling has the worst April Fool’s Day joke of all time. Reminder: they are all stupid.
- Bhad Bhabie is on OnlyFans less than a week after her 18th birthday. Who’d have thunk it?
- We learn the origin story of Andy Dick’s roommate, Kali.
- Manscaped.com (use promo code Drew) brings you a brand new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner!
- Harry and Meghan need some time off from doing nothing
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is super bummed out that you used to ogle her body.
- Nike makes Lil Nas X’s pull his satan shoes.
- Randy Jackson is in Journey and looks quite odd these days.
- The ‘sizzling’ Rebel Wilson is in trouble for “abusing dogs” in her new show, Pooch Perfect. She’s fled social media to focus on a new role.
- The ITV weatherman is not “made of steel” and had to run away from social media.
- Twitter isn’t going to sit here and let Rose McGowen talk about Bill Clinton.
- Matt Gaetz is the Red Herring king. He also loves showing naked pictures to his congressional colleagues. Don’t worry, QAnon has his back.
- Newsmax’s Greg Kelly has some really good weed.
- Draymond Green is tired of the women’s basketball players complaining.
- Rolling Stone has released a list of the top 100 Motown songs of all time.
- Happy Easter!
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).