- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Joseph Jackson died & Larry King’s alive, Detroit Tigers Chris Bosio canned, Gary Graff vs. Intern Kennedy: Battlefield Harry Styles, NXIVM’s Vanguard is a daddy, the World Cup rocks and Drew has been parasailing 5 times.
- Joe Jackson, not that Joe Jackson, died at 89 but Trudi points out that his parenting techniques will last forever.
- Kennedy went to Harry Styles last night so we have her give a review of Gary Graff’s review of the show.
- Justice Anthony Kennedy is activating ‘see ya mode’ & saying bye bye ‘fucking shit’ Supreme Court.
- Permit Patty is now Resigning Rita.
- Bentley was able to explain stoppage time to Drew in under a minute.
- Kids today can’t even go down slides without breaking a leg. Soft.
- 31% of people polled believe that we’re headed for a civil war in the US… the same amount as 8 years ago.
- Kim Jung-un had another army leader killed for providing his troops with extra rations because he’s such a nice guy.
- A professor from the University of Missouri put a request for dudes to send her a bunch of dick picks… for science, of course.
- The CEO of Intel got BLOWN OUT for a workplace affair that he didn’t report… because it was an affair.
- Terry Crews gave testimony to the senate over his sexual assault allegations against William Morris Endeavor agent Adam Venit. Adam still has a job because it was alcohol’s fault.
- The HOGGGG is being sued civilly for a #MeToo on a radio model.
- When Jim Fouts is out for his 2 Jackson long jog, what is he CRANKING on his Spotify playlist?
- Breaking News: Chris Bosio the Tigers pitching coach is the third person to be BLOWN OUT today, this time for insensitive remarks. Update: Trudi irresponsibly speculated correctly as WXYZ reports it was a racial comment.
- The IRS is now advertising for MagicJack?
- Kennedy made a huge mistake by handing her phone to Marc. Let’s see what’s on her phone.
- A freezing cold case from 1992 involving club DJ, DJ FREEZ, got solved through the equivalent of ancestory.com.
- XXXTentacion had an open casket & drew a surprisingly large crowd.
- Michael Jackson once got to experience how the real world works by paying a grocery store to stay open after hours, allowing him to shop by himself (with a film crew) & with muzak versions of all his own hits playing over the speakers… just like in real life.
- We’re calling Gary Graff in the car en route to the Fogerty show with ZZ Top. Gary talks about John Fogerty’s personal state, the Harry Styles show at LCA last night & Kennedy gives her rebuttal to Gary’s review of the Harry Styles gig. Gary also talks a little Ray Davies & The Kinks & rock n’ roll archeology.
- Genealogy databases like 23 & Me are becoming the hottest new police tool since Officer Robot.
- Turns out the body found in Janoris Jenkins’ house was put there by his brother.
- A woman in Mexico got in a parasailing accident when her line broke & she free floated for a full Jackson. Drew’s able to give an insider perspective as somebody who has parasailed 5 times before…OoooOooooo!!!
- Keith Raniere, aka Vanguard, of NXIVM sex cult fame fathered his second child a couple months before being arrested. 2 kids seem kind of light for a sex cult leader.
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