- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.
- It sounds like Jeff Bezos played in the French Open, Drew v. DTE, Detroit’s serial killer, Kevin Bacon is deeeep, Brad Cooper is single & ready to nail Lady Gaga, TI v. TMZ and BranDon defends his fellow Millennials.
- Our first ‘Save the Date’: The Killer Care’s Fifth Avenue Bash is June 27th in Royal Oak.
- The Detroit Fireworks celebrating July 4th (US Independence) and July 1st (Canada Day) is scheduled for… June 24th.
- Drew loses power on a beautiful day, but not enough power that he couldn’t tweet at DTE.
- The jury in the Kellen Winslow II case could use some simple answers to two dumb questions.
- Donald Trump decided to attack Donny Deutsch on twitter leaving everyone to wonder what Donny Deutsch did and who is Donny Deutsch.
- How much of a problem is ‘Fake News’ and what is ‘Fake News’?
- See if you can figure out what the most distracting thing is in the video of a misleading Daily Mail headline.
- Bret Easton Ellis and some guy get in the dumbest argument because one doesn’t know what “Social Justice Warrior” means.
- BranDon defends Millennials and all the things they killed… sometimes for the better.
- Meanwhile, some Gen Z’ers need Manly Monday lessons.
- Marc’s car ‘fell asleep’ and wouldn’t wake up.
- Bezos news: He’s separated at birth with the French Open. Jeff was also unaffected by some ‘protester’ at some boring thing he was attending. Bezos & Lauren Sanchez recently stayed at a resort together. We call to lodge a complaint over the loud sex they were having.
- LeBron’s TV game show hosted by Tim Tebow, Million Dollar Mile, bombed in the ratings.
- Terminator: Dark Fate is coming in the fall and it looks sweeeeet… and more inclusive.
- Bradley Cooper is officially single and ready to bang Lady Gaga. A Star is Born is still a terrible movie.
- Kevin Bacon is interviewed on CBS Sunday Morning and he wants everyone to know that he is soooo deep. Plus, the Bacon Brothers have been officially renamed by Drew.
- The new Detroit serial killer has been caught. Why can’t they just knock houses down and clean them up later?
- London is now home to the most pointless infinity pool that will never be used.
- A Livonia teacher has been busted sending nudes to a 9th grader.
- Motor City Pride was this weekend and some Nazi’s tried to steal their thunder.
- Beyoncé had her people call off the beehive.
- Lil Xan vs Tupac. Look out, he has a gun.
- TMZ amazingly issued an apology for factually reporting on the death of TI’s sister. The comment section will sort this all out. Who knew that TMZ’s comment section had rules?!?
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