Drew And Mike – March 25, 2019

• Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
• Michael Avenatti arrested, Gronk retires, U of M sorority is overly sorry, 1st ever Celebrity Child Takedown, Spice Girls got it on, BranDon defends his fantasy draft day off and Dr. Drew analyzes some drawings.
• Duke vs. UCF was one of the best basketball games in a long time. The kind of game with which you can double your paycheck.
• Drew analyzes penis pictures sent in by the female listeners to the ‘Boner line’. He also reads some texts from 209-66-BONER that cause him to wonder why Hope Solo’s BH can’t be scrubbed from the internet.
• A 20-year-old guy beat the snot out of a 17-year-old sexually assaulting a 5-year-old. He was arrested for felonious assault after posting the beatdown on Facebook Live.
• Trudi declares NO MORE BARBRA STREISAND FOR YOU, after her comments about Michael Jackson just using the boy to fulfill his sexual needs.
• Justin Bieber is so soft that he sleeps in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber when he’s not crying & shaking about something with Hailey Baldwin.
• The Dirt was a bit cheesy, campy & corny, but it still rocked! Marc is still questioning the dialog in some scenes, like the EMT that revived Nikki Sixx.
• What is really going on with Heather Locklear, besides not being hot anymore?
• The sorority responsible for popping balloons that led to 20 emergency calls & traumatized University of Michigan students who thought there was an active shooter on campus has apologized… mostly to the Muslim community.
• The internet is mad at Savannah Guthrie again. This time because she challenged Sarah Huckabee Sanders & was mean to her.
• The Mueller report wasn’t what a lot of people were wanting it to be.
• Michael Avenatti was indicted today for an alleged plan to extort Nike for $20M.
• Breaking News: The latest episode of No BS News with Huel Perkins has some of the highest ratings ever.
• R. Kelly allowed one of his alleged sex slaves Azriel Clary an opportunity to have a strictly scripted meeting with her parents.
• Trudi wants the Joe Louis fist to meet the Golden Butthole in Sterling Heights after it was alleged Sterling Heights wasn’t tuning into Trudi from 10-3pm on 106.7 WLLZ.
• Seems like stupid George Zimmerman was ground zero for a lot of the division and fighting going on in the country today.
• Drew learns about the Florida Man Challenge.
• Gronk no play football anymore.
• Denny derailed the second half of the No Filter Sports Podcast & ended up causing quite the argument.
• The Boz comes up but BranDon was looking at some fantasy baseball stuff, so Drew ends up asking some uncomfortable questions about his play date/ fantasy baseball draft.
• We attempt to give Janice & Bernard a callback but find out that we’ve been BLOCKED!!! We use one of our alternate numbers for the couple & end up exposing another Jimmy Steward situation.
• Fresh Outrage: Cardi B admitted to drugging & robbing guys back in her stripper days according to some of the worst recorded audio ever.
• Breaking News: Mark Geragos has been released from CNN after it was found that he was the unnamed co-conspirator in the Michael Avenatti case.
• Elizabeth Holmes had a great run 15 year run of scamming people starting back in 2000.
• Diane Downs was such a sex fiend that the first thing she did when she escaped jail was go & bang a bunch of dudes.
• Johnny Football had a pretty decent debut in his first AAF game while his ex-wife made it rain at a nude bar.
• In an effort to boost reunion tour ticket sales Scary Spice let slip that she hooked up with Ginger Spice back in the day.
• Celebrity Child Takedown: Brooklyn Beckham may surpass Brandon Lee as one of the least interesting children of celebrities. He also gets lots of 1 star reviews on his piece of crap photography book.
• Debbie Rowe is the Michael Jordan of giving children away.

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